Today, I wore the above earrings, and was feeling pretty good about them, until I heard a voice from the backseat:
"Uh, Mom?"Apparently they didn't make the cut in his fashion book. I'll probably still wear them anyway.
"Your earrings look like grapes. Not the kind I'd want to eat, since they're just grey, but they still look like grapes. Just wanted you to know."
The upside? He's been calling me Mom.