And wondered to myself, "Do I qualify? I'm an expectant mother, it's just that my expected child is 6. But the sign does say, "Expectant," and not "Pregnant." Perhaps I should get closer parking for awhile. After all, all the paperwork that comes with expecting a child through adoption is awfully tiring..."
Note: I am mostly kidding, and to be clear, I found parking a half a mile from the entrance, in a normal parking space. :)